"hold your horses" my friend says, i immediately begin gathering my horses, but theres too many. my horses are everywhere. they’re running. my horses are going, they’re going… they’re gone. i can no longer hold my horses.
why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us
we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:
“there are bees here lets leave immediately”
ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children
My favorite Harry Potter character was the Sorting Hat. His job was to learn people’s secrets and then judge them.
having only 2 friends in class and you have to pair up and they choose each other
everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk
When someone speaks of you negatively, be flattered. To be in someone’s mind is to have power over them. Revel in the fact that they subconsciously reserve thoughts and energy for you.
This is gold.
I’ve probably reblogged this about 4 or 5 times now, but I don’t care. I love this so much.